IPAD 7 Revealed on WIREZ Magazine Cover! Parody By: David Rader II on July 15, 2012 @ 2:55 AM
Parody IPAD 7 Magazine I cooked up. L33T (elite for you non-geeks).
• Latest MindOS V. 10 thinks for you - SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO!
• Powered by Your Body! Never forget to charge again! Recycles your "waste" so you don't have to go to the bathroom again either! iPad 7 allows you to turn your bathroom into an office now!
• Can be legally married to a human (yes, this means YOU!)
• Teleport by blinking your eyes to any location in the universe! (If you teleport out of our signal range, you may not be able to get back. Please teleport with caution. Planet Mars signal varies based on rotational position.)
• Worlds first 200 Gigapixel Camera! Microscopic ability developed by Carl Porter Lenses. Zoom in on atoms and splice them with with your iMind.
• Has flash support (though flash is now dead, but because it is dead, we got it cheap).
• Low introductory price of 2 souls. Quantity limited to 3 per person.