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Where Does Time Come From? By: David Rader II on September 13, 2008 @ 11:11 AM
The Origin of Time:
The most in depth detail oriented look at time
In the beginning, there was energy, then there was Microsoft's Windows, and from there was born time. No matter what happens, I can click the time in the corner of my computer to tell the time.
I can even change time. With just a few clicks of the button, I can change time anywhere in the world. I not only have the power to change the minutes and hours, but I can time travel through past and future, from mere days, to years. I can travel all the way up to the year 9999 and all the way back to the year 1.
I know it's amazing that I harness the power of time travel at the click of a button. Thanks to Microsoft Windows, my window to the future is here.